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    21 Ways to be a good Democrat

    21 Ways to be a good Democrat

    1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on
    demand.

    2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments
    create prosperity.

    3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are
    more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of
    Chinese and North Korean communists.

    4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.

    5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by
    cyclical documented changes in the earth's climate and more affected by
    soccer moms driving SUV's.

    6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual
    is natural.

    7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal
    funding.

    8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th-graders how
    to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

    9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony
    activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do.

    10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually
    doing something to earn it.

    11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money
    to make The Passion Of The Christ for financial gain only.

    12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of
    the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certa in parts
    of the Constitution.

    13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.

    14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more
    important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Gen. Robert E. Lee,
    and Thomas Edison.

    15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial
    quotas and set-asides are not.

    16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very nice
    person.

    17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked
    anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.

    18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but
    a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House.

    19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag,
    transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and
    manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

    20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the Chinese
    government is somehow in the best interest to the United States.

    21. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right wing
    conspiracy.
    The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not.
    Thomas Jefferson

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaj
    16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very nice
    person.
    i like that one lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaj
    21 Ways to be a good Democrat

    2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments
    create prosperity.
    Hey twitch believes this one! bahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaj
    21 Ways to be a good Democrat


    21. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right wing
    conspiracy.

    that's exactly what this is!

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    Hold gun to head, pull trigger


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    Quote Originally Posted by x[flynn]
    Hold gun to head, pull trigger


    x[flynn]
    Exactly.

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    17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked
    anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.


    Absolutely not!!!

    The reason socialism hasn't worked is because we haven't spent enough money on social programs yet.

    Proof: we spent a lot more money than the Soviet Union on social programs, that's why our socialist government is still running strong.
    Trust me. I know what I am doing.

    -- Sledge Hammer

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    Quote Originally Posted by x[con] View Post
    17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked
    anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.


    Absolutely not!!!

    The reason socialism hasn't worked is because we haven't spent enough money on social programs yet.

    Proof: we spent a lot more money than the Soviet Union on social programs, that's why our socialist government is still running strong.
    Guess we will find out soon LOL
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    5 year old thread bump? Really?

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    Mwahaha I couldn't help myself.
    You smile because you're happy. I smile cuz you don't have a clue of what's next!

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    Maybe 5 years old but still seems relevant ya?
    "....everyone wants to come to my house to RAGE."

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    Quote Originally Posted by x[lonewolf] View Post
    Maybe 5 years old but still seems relevant ya?
    Still a totally fucking retarded post 5 years later? Yep, still is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by -=W. D. C.=- View Post
    Guess we will find out soon LOL
    And fyi, I'm living in a "socialist" country right now. Economic stability, free healthcare, free education and streets with no bums on them is really terrible let me tell you.
    Last edited by x[method]; 09-09-2009 at 03:57 AM.

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    Free?

    Nothing is free, especially when government gets their wasteful little hands in it
    "....everyone wants to come to my house to RAGE."

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    Quote Originally Posted by x[lonewolf] View Post
    Free?

    Nothing is free, especially when government gets their wasteful little hands in it
    socialist or otherwise.
    "24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."

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    Imagine if grade school or the fire department wasn't free.
    Last edited by x[method]; 09-10-2009 at 03:23 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by x[method] View Post
    And fyi, I'm living in a "socialist" country right now. Economic stability, free healthcare, free education and streets with no bums on them is really terrible let me tell you.
    Haha not quite yet Method. They still arguing over how they gonna give us the 16 Inch Black Bertha loaded with all those large bumps and creme loaded SLONG to screw us over with on the health care. So we like 70% socialist. Of course I hear rsx is inviting all men to his basement. He says he has "Cookies". I'm not going... if hes not gonna offer beer, pizza, wings, and blow up dolls HELL NO!!!!
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    No, I'm serious. See my location. I'm living in Denmark.

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    DOH! Lol. Well they are trying to turn ours into one. I'm sure there are some really good aspects and sides to living in a socialist country. I for one would rather not live there. As well as I do not wanna live in a coutry who is trying to go from a Democratic-republic to a Democratic-socialist. There is no telling how long the transition phase will take. ... I'm all for moving to Mexico and starting my own Cartel
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    Quote Originally Posted by x[method] View Post
    Imagine if grade school or the fire department wasn't free.
    last I checked neither are.

    when my wife was sick and passed out the fire dept came to the house and said that they would be sending us a bill....think it was like $70 or something

    regardless even if I am not thinking correctly on it there is no way that either the grade school or fire dept is free. that money comes from somewhere, me thinks taxes

    They may not charge you up front for the services, but you get assfucked in the backend when they tax you.

    Sure you may not have to pay for healthcare, education, etc up front. But there is no way you can tell me your taxes (if you were a working person and not a student) would be between 20 to 30% (as they are for most middle class working families in USA). No fucking way that that is possible.
    "....everyone wants to come to my house to RAGE."

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