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    Annoying Neighbor Issue

    My fraternities old house was condemned back in November. Our Alumni purchased us a new house in January. My issue is that directly behind us is a big ass bed & breakfast. And the fucker who owns the place is constantly calling noise ordinance complaints. Thus far the cops have been pretty chill and have taken no other action then showing up and hanging out with us. But, apparently we have received our last warning and will be cited on any future calls. The asshole who runs the inn has been calling consistently every other night during times when there is no noise, or at least, no more noise then any other college housing has. I have tried talkign to the prick in hopes that I could come to some compromise. But, being that we are a fraternity placed next to his business he is unwilling to compromise.

    As such... I need to get revenge. Legal revenge if possible. Any idea's?
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    ok here is what you do...get a brown paper bag, find some dog poo, and insert dog poo into brown paper bag, goto his front door, place the bag on the ground and set it on fire with a lighter/match/some cool lazer gismo, ring the bell and run! he will then come out and be like oh shit there is something on fire, i'll put it out with my foot, *stomp stomp*, there the fire is out...wait a sec, what is that smell?!? ewwwwwww hahahahhah good stuff
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    Introduce a rat or two to the B&B.

    Pesticide signs in the neighborhood. Let's face it, you're in college, bugs should be readily available.

    Start a prostitution ring. Might help their business a bit, but the cops will be hangin out with them more than you.

    Rent a room and throw a party. A big ass one where everyone goes to jail.


    That is all for now.
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    Start calling in noise complaints on the bed and breakfast.

    "Uh yeah, this is cazter up at 3101 frat house way, uhhh I can hear these loud moans coming from the bed and breakfast. It's really destroying my ability to study cuz all I can think of is some chic getting stooped real good. Can you please send over the cops to investigate?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by x[thorazine]
    Introduce a rat or two to the B&B.

    Pesticide signs in the neighborhood. Let's face it, you're in college, bugs should be readily available.

    Start a prostitution ring. Might help their business a bit, but the cops will be hangin out with them more than you.

    Rent a room and throw a party. A big ass one where everyone goes to jail.


    That is all for now.
    And then you can afford a new car to replace your dads which you crashed, this is all before you get your furniture stolen by a pimp...
    Good lord are there no good games to play?

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    Funny.. very funny.. :)

    Any good ideas now?
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    what is the zoning of the area? Look up zoning ordinances and what the municipal code says for noise comlaints. Couple of ideas for you.


    You can get a noise meter at radio shack. I used to have to take noise readings at a bar I worked at because of all the noise complaints. Create a log with two witnesses. If you get cited that will be your defense.

    file a civil harassment suit, the log will help, document the attempts to reason with him. Make all contact through certified letters, that way he can't say the mailman lost it.

    or you could start filing complaints against him. I would be willing to bet he has some sort of housing code violation, zoning ordinance viilation, etc.

    I do not know what state you are in exactly so I cannot speak to the jurisidiction.

    ~ good luck

    btw I work as a small claims court mediator at the el cajon courthouse, this is a common issue. It rarely gets resolved between the parties through a mediator. It usually ends up in a pissing contest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by buzzsaw
    It usually ends up in a pissing contest.
    I would win hands down! :piss:
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    Get a restraining order against the shit head and his employees (if any). Then file a harrassment complaint(s) and request an injunction against his business with city hall. Then, call city hall with complaints against his business at every opportunity. He has to renew his business license every so often with city hall and after so many harrassment complaints against him, they may not renew his license and he'll be s.o.l., and out of business.

    Also, try getting a lawyer to represent your frat house. The alumni may help with that, or perhaps you can find a practicing lawyer among the alumni. That always helps too. A decent lawyer could cause all kind of problems for that guy, including getting the health departments and code enforcement involved. If he's not up to code or is not up to snuff on his licenses and permits, he'll catch hell for that. Bottom line is, he may learn that it's not worth it to tangle with you guys and he'll stop harrassing you. In any event, I'd strongly suggest retaining a lawyer and getting a restraining order for sure to start.

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    A late night dose of concentrated roundup on all the bushs, lawn, flowers, etc in his yard should fuck with his curb appeal for clients.

    Perhaps a website redirect to a gay porn site from his website. Perhaps posting his phone number in the gay and S&M chat rooms. "Wonderful B&B, gay and group friendly"

    Lets see... Rit dye in the pool is a nice touch, maybe a sick green color?

    Parking a legal but completely fucked up car right in front of his house, leave some meat in a bag in the trunk...

    Go to the pet store, buy couple dozen rats. toss them over the fence.

    The guy has to be an idiot picking a fight with a bunch of frat guys, no way he can win!

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    Quote Originally Posted by x[noble]
    A late night dose of concentrated roundup on all the bushs, lawn, flowers, etc in his yard should fuck with his curb appeal for clients.

    Perhaps a website redirect to a gay porn site from his website. Perhaps posting his phone number in the gay and S&M chat rooms. "Wonderful B&B, gay and group friendly"

    Lets see... Rit dye in the pool is a nice touch, maybe a sick green color?

    Parking a legal but completely fucked up car right in front of his house, leave some meat in a bag in the trunk...

    Go to the pet store, buy couple dozen rats. toss them over the fence.

    The guy has to be an idiot picking a fight with a bunch of frat guys, no way he can win!
    I think you only had one possible legal idea in that bunch.... ;-p
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    Quote Originally Posted by x[jbrhymer]
    I think you only had one possible legal idea in that bunch.... ;-p
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    Dude Cazter, you guys are a faternity, aren't you guys suppose to come up with your own plans for revenge?? *sigh* how times change...

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    Go into his breaker panel turn off all the power, unscrew the 100amp main breaker steal it. go into his phone panel and slash all the phone lines or run some water on them, your choice. if the side of his house is wood take a wholesaw and go on the most highest part of his house and do the rat routine, or just put a hose into it and itll create mold hmmm?

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    Quote Originally Posted by x[conco]
    Dude Cazter, you guys are a faternity, aren't you guys suppose to come up with your own plans for revenge?? *sigh* how times change...
    yeah a faternity in Utah...

    No one eversaid said they were bright.

    I would...

    toss pot seeds in their planters

    buy a couple 5lb packages of raw hamburger and toss hamburgnades on the roof of the building (in the sun a few days it will both stink and draw flies.. alot of flies)

    rats from the pet store... ask for feeders they sometimes cut you a break.

    concentrate roundup weed killer is great (used it in highschool on other teams football fields to write other school names on the field)

    20 some pounds of sugar in the lawn is great for drawing ants

    dish soap in a fountain or jacuzi works wonders too

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    The fraternity has, up to this point, not been motivated enough to take action. Our Alumni control this town (mayor, 2 city counsel members, city attorney) and as such we have had no issues thus far with his complaints. But there is only so much they can do and the police have told me that any valid complaint will be cited. So now we are motivated.

    I think, at this point, that pursuing both legal and illegal paths will produce the quickest results.

    However, in one last attempt to compromise I had an attorney who is an alumni from the chapter meet with him today. If nothing comes of this, which is what I expect, we will take some action.

    A few pics may make it onto our private boards :P.
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    BTW - There are some good ideas here... Please keep them coming.
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    Sell your frat house, buy a new frat house closer to people who won't care.

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    Just spray paint this on their door.


    HOME TO A TERRORIST CELL

    OR

    GO HOME TERRORISTS !!

    OR

    HOME OF THE JI-HAD and place an American flag on their door mat.

    This actually happened to some guy and he had to put a sign up out on his lawn saying that they were not terrorists. All in all he finally had to pack up and move because of all the threatening phone calls and drive by solutes.

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