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    Random rants this monday morning, 2006-05-22...

    What the hell is this crap on Sci-fi in the morning? 9 fucking AM, I want to see some cheesy classic shows like Knight Rider or Buck Rogers, instead I get this junk called "Passions." First I thought it might be something like a gypsi sci fi, at least mildly entertaining. Then I realized this is day time soap meets horny teenage geeks. No violence; no explosions; no circle jerk; no sleeping around with all of your closest friends like Friends; no laser beam; no rape; no tentacles; no nothing. Just a bunch of touchy feely shit.

    So I was watching TV lastnight and saw this commercial with Mariah Carey. Have you ever noticed she never shows the left side of her face? What the fuck is that about? Does she have a giant mole on her left cheek? Does she have a crooked eyes that she can only look to her right? Does she have a bad neck? Does she only put on make up on the right side? WHAT THE FUCK!!! She looks like a fucking retard with her head pointed to her left side and looking to her right into the camara all the time. Maybe she's reincarnated from a flounder?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flounder
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    And I thought I had it bad because I wasn't invited to Oprah's Legends Ball! Dang

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    Quote Originally Posted by x[con]
    What the hell is this crap on Sci-fi in the morning? 9 fucking AM, I want to see some cheesy classic shows like Knight Rider or Buck Rogers, instead I get this junk called "Passions." First I thought it might be something like a gypsi sci fi, at least mildly entertaining. Then I realized this is day time soap meets horny teenage geeks. No violence; no explosions; no circle jerk; no sleeping around with all of your closest friends like Friends; no laser beam; no rape; no tentacles; no nothing. Just a bunch of touchy feely shit.
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    I have a job. I just want to see some cheesy sci fi before I leave for work.
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