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    Cat Got Skunked

    Wifey pulled off the sweet move tonight.

    At about 7:30 the cat started whining to get out and wifey thought it was a good idea, so she let it outside. Not more than four minutes later a putrid, rancid, horrible smell permeates the house!

    I look at wifey and ask if any animals are outside. She jumps up and runs out of the house. A couple seconds later she runs back in to grab a couple of towels.

    Next She is standing in the backyard at the sliding glass door with the little stink bomb wrapped in a blanket. I am beyond pissed at this point and I refuse to let her back in the house with it as the last time it made the entire place stink for over two weeks. The time is about 7:40 and the kids start to cry because of smell and the perceived trouble of the damn cat.

    Time is about 8:55 and wifey has finished washing the cat with special skunk soap for the last 40 mins. Kids have not stopped crying. My head hurts and my house smells like death. The last time my wife kicked the cat out for yelping it was half eaten by a coyote and I was forced to pay about 2K for itís titanium jaw.

    Did I mention Iím not happy.

    WELL IF I DID NOT: I"M NOT HAPPY RIGHT NOW. DID I MENTION MY HOUSE SMELLS LIKE DEATH...
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    my eye's are burning!


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    I've been asked to sleep in another room tonight. Wifey and kids are still unhappy.

    MY house smells like death, and tonight I sleep alone!!!!!
    Where is my private Idaho "KBOOTY"
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    That fuckin' sucks.

    Lock yourself in your office, grab a bottle of wine, a glass, and get your TF2 on :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by x[cavyr] View Post
    The last time my wife kicked the cat out for yelping it was half eaten by a coyote and I was forced to pay about 2K for itís titanium jaw.
    Holy shit! It lived? Titanium jaw? Is it like the bionic cat?
    Trust me. I know what I am doing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by x[con] View Post
    Holy shit! It lived? Titanium jaw? Is it like the bionic cat?
    hahahahahahahahaha
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    I believe it to be the most expensive cat in history!
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    when vet costs are more than putting the poor animal down... cat goes night night... you should've made this clear to your wife like i did with mine... havent crossed that bridge yet, but it's already been agreed upon.

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    The only thing nice about today’s burning smoke smell is that it appears to be the answer to ridding my house of skunk odors.
    Last edited by x[cavyr]; 10-22-2007 at 08:19 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by x[cavyr] View Post
    The nice thing about todayís burning smoke smell is that it appears to be the answer to ridding my house of skunk odors.
    You really that tired of your house smelling like my hearty man musk?
    Good lord are there no good games to play?

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    Quote Originally Posted by x[bodyshot] View Post
    You really that tired of your house smelling like my hearty man musk?
    I'm heart touched that you care.
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    Quote Originally Posted by x[con] View Post
    Holy shit! It lived? Titanium jaw? Is it like the bionic cat?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MeatMan View Post
    Whoa, is that your cat?
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    Quote Originally Posted by biohazard View Post
    when vet costs are more than putting the poor animal down... cat goes night night... you should've made this clear to your wife like i did with mine... havent crossed that bridge yet, but it's already been agreed upon.
    people with this kind of attitude piss me off =/
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    Hey Meat, Is that a cat cam?
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    man when that skunk smell gets really bad and starts smelling like a chemical shit damn i almost lose it every time. Where the shit is the fabrize one spray kill all odor spray damnit

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    Quote Originally Posted by x[dragonfist] View Post
    man when that skunk smell gets really bad and starts smelling like a chemical shit damn i almost lose it every time. Where the shit is the fabrize one spray kill all odor spray damnit
    Funny you mention it because I have used almost an entire fabrize and it doesn't do skunk smell as advertised.

    Bad news is that smoke seems to eliminate the skunk smell, but then how do you get rid of smoke smell???
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    Quote Originally Posted by x[cavyr] View Post
    Funny you mention it because I have used almost an entire fabrize and it doesn't do skunk smell as advertised.

    Bad news is that smoke seems to eliminate the skunk smell, but then how do you get rid of smoke smell???
    Cat piss!

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    Quote Originally Posted by x[cavyr] View Post
    Funny you mention it because I have used almost an entire fabrize and it doesn't do skunk smell as advertised.

    Bad news is that smoke seems to eliminate the skunk smell, but then how do you get rid of smoke smell???
    Get a skunk?
    Trust me. I know what I am doing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by x[provoker] View Post
    people with this kind of attitude piss me off =/
    hey, i like having a pet, but at the end of the day its just a frigg'n cat... i'm not going into debt for it.

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