Not enough rants...

[x[con]]

It's been almost a whole year since someone ranted about shit here. What the fuck? Do you assholes really have rant-free lives? Well, fuck you! I need to see more rants here to know other people have shit to deal with in their lives too. Somehow, watching other people suffer just makes me feel that much better.

So hurry up and rant about some shit in your lives. I need amusement.

/end rant

Wait...begin rant...

[x[bodyshot]]

alright....

Why the fuck do we have a bunch of leachers around here?!?!

Honestly there is nothing better than waking up in the morning to a new post on xclan. But no one is posting shit!!!

Over the last couple months I've been browsing the intranets just so that I can find shit to post most days. (maybe you have noticed)

I realize that people have fucking kids and shit now, but this is FUCKING XCLAN!!!!

Searching around to post unfunny shit is all making me feel like aries... except I have a real job...

p.s. yes i am really fucking drunk at the moment...
p.s.s. Hey fuck you xcon, you want to see more rants on xlcan post more shit...
p.s.s.s. ARGGGGGGGG!!!!!

[[iMF]Stalker]

This is relevant to my interests. I'm retired. So, I have no excuse. Haha.

[x[grendel]]

Why can't people use turn signals?

Why can't people turn on their headlights at dusk or even at night? It isn't about you, it is so other people can see you!

If you jaywalk and get hit by a car should the driver get an award?

[x[chongo]]

To answer con and bodyshot's rants. Twitter and Facebook are stealing your ranters.

Much easier for people to post "i hate it when X" or "random funny picture here" on the standard social sites vs coming to a forum (with a relatively limited user base) and creating a post about it.


I don't post rants in either case, but, add me to FB to keep in touch! http://www.facebook.com/dscaduto

[x[chongo]]

Don't believe me?

Add Visine, Mastawong, IronMonkey, and Conco. You'll see. :P

[x[chongo]]

Facebook Rant Evidence #1:
RSX, via Facebook;

Tony Vo
Whoever at school is sick and passing it around....FUCK YOU

[x[chongo]]

Searching around to post unfunny shit is all making me feel like aries... except I have a real job...

BTW... I lol'd.

[x[kbot]]

Yar these forums are relatively dead, happens with any aging group I suppose heh. I've never been the posting rant type personall....ummmm fuck people that limp utg with AA . K there.

[x[rebequa]]

I will rant. I rant that I haven't been able to play a computer game in nearly 3 weeks due to a severely pinched nerve that hurts my ass. How fuckin pathetic is that? :D Ass massage please.

[x[rsx]]

Facebook Rant Evidence #1:
RSX, via Facebook;

Tony Vo
Whoever at school is sick and passing it around....FUCK YOU

lol u bastard chongo

[x[raider134]]

Yeah, I have it blocked so I don't see Tony's feed/status updates. :P

[x[chongo]]

lol u bastard chongo

You love me.

[x[chibi]]

damn mother fuckers last weekend. stole all our katsup for sure. alskdjfklasjdglk fuck!!! man i was so angry! dagnabit. Now I'm going to smoke a cigarette.. now I know why I don't rant!

[x[chibi]]

fucking ranting. it just leads to people killing themselves slowly by smoking!

[x[lonedub]]

I will rant. I rant that I haven't been able to play a computer game in nearly 3 weeks due to a severely pinched nerve that hurts my ass. How fuckin pathetic is that? :D Ass massage please.

Line starts right behind me.

[x[aries]]

FU!!!!

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/5...sports-history

[x[bodyshot]]

FU!!!!

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/5...sports-history

Hahaha, speak of the devil...

[x[con]]

Line starts right behind me.

You don't say...

Oh, and Rebby too...I can massage your ass for you...