It's been almost a whole year since someone ranted about shit here. What the fuck? Do you assholes really have rant-free lives? Well, fuck you! I need to see more rants here to know other people have shit to deal with in their lives too. Somehow, watching other people suffer just makes me feel that much better.
So hurry up and rant about some shit in your lives. I need amusement.
/end rant
Wait...begin rant...